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Rattana 14.06.2010 14:31

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A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an old woman (above) sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, snort a couple of lines of coke, get laid, and never exercise at all..."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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