WEIRD & WONDERFUL

It could, of course, just be an amazing coincidence.First New York was gripped by sightings of UFOs in the sky last week. The fears were quickly debunked by the claim that the 'UFOs' were actually balloons released from a nearby school.But this weekend lights forming a mirror image of the pattern seen in the sky over New York have been seen in El Paso, Texas - immediately sparking speculation that the little green men have moved down south.

Grandma Marge's ashes weren't for sale, but a bargain hunter in Florida walked away with them anyway.

Two police officers were attacked by a topless woman swinging a meat cleaver on Tuesday. The bizarre assault came after two veteran cops in Portland, Ore., were called to an apartment complex after a call came because a naked woman was allegedly outside the building and screaming, according to police.

A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

An Indiana man was arrested last night after cops spotted him with his pants “pulled down to his knees” and his boxer shorts exposed.

A Florida man was arrested last night after he allegedly violated a protective order by sending his estranged wife requests to “friend” him on Facebook.

A "PSYCHIC" hunting the body of a missing child found the headless torso of an adult woman instead.

An argument between two women had a messy (and stinky) ending when one pulled a dirty diaper out of her car.

A Russian man trying to win the Sauna World Championships died after collapsing with severe burns in the final stage of an event that required contestants to sit in a 230-degree (110 Celsius) room as water was tossed onto a searing stove, officials and witnesses said.

Bail has been died for a 42-year-old central Florida man accused of stabbing a friend to death and then drinking his blood.