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<item><title>IRS tax agents visit California carwash demanding... 4 cents</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/8/2/431282_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Two dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent taxes visited Harv&#039;s Metro Car Wash in Sacramento, California on Wednesday. They delivered a letter to the on-site manager, which was about the amount of money the carwash owed to the feds, numerically speaking, 4 cents.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a431282-irs-tax-agents-visit-california-carwash-demanding-4-cents</link><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Romanian town erects street signs warning drivers of &quot;drunk pedestrians&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/5/0/431150_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The mayor at a Romanian town ordered street signs warning drivers of drunken pedestrians lying on the streets to be erected in order to reduce the &quot;despairing&quot; levels of accidents.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a431150-romanian-town-erects-street-signs-warning-drivers-of-drunk-pedestrians</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>German woman alerts police over forgotten vibrator</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/0/1/431001_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A woman in the western German town of Bochum, alerted authorities after hearing &quot;suspicious noises&quot; in her apartment, but was left red-faced when officers found the source was a sex toy.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a431001-german-woman-alerts-police-over-forgotten-vibrator</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:57:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Commodities and Currency Trader Turns To Pornstar: F**k them anyway...</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/6/7/430867_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;An interview with pornstar Monica Mayhem reveals that it sucks to be a commodities and currency trader so much that the blonde-haired bombshell has rather changed profession to be a stripper early in her carreer. And we are grateful to her for that...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430867-commodities-and-currency-trader-turns-to-pornstar-f-k-them-anyway</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nude Snow Woman Asked to Cover Up</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/9/6/430796_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Police told a New Jersey family to cover their nude snow woman following an anonymous complaint.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430796-nude-snow-woman-asked-to-cover-up</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Miami Prison Holds &quot;Inmate Idol&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/5/6/430656_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Metro West Detention Center in Miami-Dade held its 2nd annual Inmate Idol Contest Saturday, pitting convicted felons and inmates awaiting trial against each other in a singing and rapping battle. The contest not only showcases the inmates&#039; talents but also boosts their morale.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430656-miami-prison-holds-inmate-idol</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:29:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nepalese villages celebrate &quot;cursing festival&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/8/0/430580_t.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Youngsters from two Nepalese villages in the south of the Himalayan country had equipped themselves with the juiciest insults for a 10-day annual &quot;cursing festival&quot; that ended Sunday.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430580-nepalese-villages-celebrate-cursing-festival</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:35:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The most &quot;unfortunate names&quot; in Britain and America</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/2/1/430521_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;TheBabyWebsite.com has recently gathered the most unusual - and ridiculous - names ever given to babies in Britain and the United States.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430521-the-most-unfortunate-names-in-britain-and-america</link><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:38:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Vietnamese man with world&#039;s longest hair passes away</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/5/1/430451_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A Vietnamese herbal healer who was thought to have the world&#039;s longest hair has died, Vietnamese press reported Thursday.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430451-vietnamese-man-with-world-s-longest-hair-passes-away</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:52:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Anonymous In Pubic Hair Attack Against The Church of Scientology [Video]</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/0/2/430302_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A 18-year old young man, member of the Anonymous a suprising attack on the Scientology building in New York on 8 January 2009. Mahoud Samed Almahadin applied vaseline all over his naked torso and stuck toenail clippings and a huge collection (his and others&#039;) pubic hair on himself. He then entered the building belong to the Church of Scientology and paraded around trying to touch the most he could.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a430302-anonymous-in-pubic-hair-attack-against-the-church-of-scientology-video</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:25:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Close shave for Arab diplomat groom in a hairy bride-to-be snafu: Removes veil to find she has beard</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/9/0/429590_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;An Arab ambassador escaped married life by a whisker. The diplomat had his marriage instantly annulled after he tried to kiss his veiled bride and discovered she had a beard and was cross-eyed.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a429590-close-shave-for-arab-diplomat-groom-in-a-hairy-bride-to-be-snafu-removes-veil-to-find-she-has-beard</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:47:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Two-inch LEGO gun gets 4th-grader in trouble</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/6/3/429063_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A tiny toy led to big trouble for one fourth-grade New York City boy.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a429063-two-inch-lego-gun-gets-4th-grader-in-trouble</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cat predicts 50 deaths in Rhode Island nursing home</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/4/9/428949_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A cat with an uncanny ability to detect when nursing home patients are about to die has proven itself in around 50 cases by curling up with them in their final hours, according to a new book.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a428949-cat-predicts-50-deaths-in-rhode-island-nursing-home</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 07:17:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>World&#039;s &#039;second pregnant man&#039; expecting baby boy next month with transgender partner</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/9/3/428393_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The world&#039;s second known &quot;pregnant man&quot; is expecting his first baby with his transgender husband next month.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a428393-world-s-second-pregnant-man-expecting-baby-boy-next-month-with-transgender-partner</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:58:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Haiti earthquake: Miracle of three-week-old baby Eisabeth Joassaint pulled from rubble alive after a week</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/9/6/428096_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Swaddled in blankets and peacefully asleep, she is the greatest miracle to emerge from the Haiti earthquake.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a428096-haiti-earthquake-miracle-of-three-week-old-baby-eisabeth-joassaint-pulled-from-rubble-alive-after-a-week</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:36:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Baby The Cat Saves Illinois Family From House Fire, Now Missing</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/0/4/427904_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A young couple in Wonder Lake, IL, expecting twins in just two short months, are grateful to be alive after their cat &quot;Baby&quot; saved them and the family dog when a fire started in their home.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a427904-baby-the-cat-saves-illinois-family-from-house-fire-now-missing</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Very little and extremely large: Moment the world&#039;s smallest man came face-to-knee with the world&#039;s tallest man...</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/4/9/427749_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;It could hardly be called a face-to-face encounter, and conversation must have been a little difficult. But as they met for the first time, Sultan Kosen, the world&#039;s tallest man at 8ft 1in, and He PingPing, the world&#039;s smallest at 2ft 5.4in, clearly had a mutual respect.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a427749-very-little-and-extremely-large-moment-the-world-s-smallest-man-came-face-to-knee-with-the-world-s-tallest-man</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Foxy &#039;Roxxxy&#039;: world’s first &#039;sex robot&#039; can talk about football</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://69.73.159.248/images/thainewsland/en/5/5/427355_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The world’s first “sex robot”, a life-size rubber doll called Roxxxy who can have real conversations with her owner, including about football, has been unveiled.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.thainewsland.com/a427355-foxy-roxxxy-world-s-first-sex-robot-can-talk-about-football</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel>
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